Monday, August 22, 2011

The Joys of Motherhood

First off, no, I am not pregnant. Nor do I have a child. Though when your current job is babysitting, sometimes it feels like you do. Tonight was a first. It was the first time I have ever been thrown up on by a child. And let me tell you, when they say baby shower, they are really talking about the first experience of being showered upon by your child with gifts of that afternoons lunch. So now I can never say that I have not been thrown up on. The End.